Rub the Buddha belly, for FORTUNES, BUY ZEN after nice retest

RUB-A-DUB-DUB The Budha belly and achieve financial enlightenment. Be a Zen master and add ZEN to your portfolio. Zen had a triangle breakout, followed by a nice little retest, so this is a great time, right now, to buy in.

What is the sound of one hand clapping..... ZEN KOAN

Who is it who now repeats the Buddha's name?
Who is dragging this corpse about?
What is this?
What is it?
What was the original face before my father and mother were born?
Who am I?

Do you feel enlightened yet?