Chainlink and why its special!

I was lucky enough to have a friend developing chainlink back before anyone had heard of it outside of inner blockchain developement circles and the few at coinbase sleeping on the knowledge that it was working on something HUGE, fortunately insider trading is not yet illegal in crypto currencies for whatever reason or we would all be in prison! my buddy let me know that they were on the verge of solving Ethereums NUMBER ONE PROBLEM which is to technical and boring to get into but needless to say they did, they paired that announcement with a coinbase launch and KABOOM! In my skeptical analysis of their ability to do what so many had tried before I held back and only bought a few thousand of these back in the dimes zone... god if I had only pulled both triggers! but hey, at least I am guaranteed several thousand percent on just under 1000$ because I GAURANTEE YOU THIS, WHEN THE HALVENING HAPPENS and the bulls start running, CHAINLINK WILL HIT BIG NUMBERS (my inner cryptonians and developers are hoping to drip off large bags in the 20s and even 30s) I think this is optimistic but I am fairly certain I will get my last 40% or so off in the 10$ range (+% 5,000) turning 728$ into 15,000$+... this coin has room to blow! I am looking for a re-entry opportunity if it falls anywhere near its previous all time high of $1.52 then I will be all over this puppy as it is almost surely got another 1000% + in it from here in not to short a time span. just my take and lucky call. BIG THANKS TO NATE FOR THE TIP AND PUSHING ME TO BUY! YOUR PASSION AND EXCITEMENT WERE SO CONTAGIOUS I COULDNT NOT BUY SO THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY FRIEND! and to all the crypto developers out there making their little known currencies into global majorities, keep building those blocks and spinnin those chains boys! Crypto love to everyone putting in work on their respective blockchain (even Ripple;) and making millionaires out of people who never dreamed of having a thousand dollars to their name. don't ever forget the days we had to steal electricity from the neighbors to keep our rigs running and dreams alive, the gas money borrowed and the weed man that fronted us bags knowing damn well hed never get paid!(He's paid extremely well now;) big thanks to all of yall and may everyone experience a life changing crypto explosion of wealth, excitement, and revolution of finiancial change and happiness! money doesnt buy happiness but it damn sure lowers stress and that DOES BUY HAPPINESS SO FUCK THAT MONEY DOES BUY HAPPINESS! IF YOU DISAGREE YOUVE NEVER BEEN SO POOR YOU HAD TO CHOOSE POWER BILL OR GROCERIES! #CRYPTOBUYSITALL! #CRYPTOSAVEDMYLIFE! #CRYPTO-BANK-FLYPTO #SHORTTHEBANKS! ;) (BANKS DONT LOSE DONT BE SILLY;)